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Ieva aka Evelynn aka iamquirked;
red hobbit-hitchhiker. NOT Russian. Reader & writer. Mastering the art of deduction & time travelling. Failure at photoshop. Psych (-o). Music gourmet, rocking the world, Stereophonics, Imagine Dragons & The Courteeners mad. Believer in McLaren. Manchester's the heaven but will go to the hell with the rest, because I'm United till I die. Proud supporter of Nicholas Edward 'Goal on ya debut' Powell since 2011 FIFA U17 WC in Mexico. Loves a bit of tennis, Andy Murray & Ričardas Berankis are the ones. Hashtags lover. Very multi-fandomed: basically, doomed.
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Liberty was drunk
somedamnbody: tobuildahornymess: leavemealoneniall: #this asshole’s arms? #RLY? #god i just want WRESTLING-MATCH SEX with him #like fucking dive at him and knock him onto the bed and straddle him and hold his arms down and shove your tongue in his mouth #but then he just flexes those muscles and flips you right over and shoves his fingers in your mouth #and holds your wrists with one hand and presses one thigh up between your legs #and and just drags his fingers out of your mouth slowly and runs them along your lips so your lips are all wet and shiny and then kisses you #and then once you’re both naked it’s just a fight to be on top #and to see who can lick and bite and suck more marks into the other person#and who can dig their nails in harder #or pull harder on your hair #uGH or pulling each other’s hair at the same time to see who caves first but he fights it and pulls against your grip to bite your collar… #and you just wrap your legs around his waist so he can’t move anymore til he lets go #fucking christ #just BATTLE sex #and you both come out bloody and bruised all over and aching and your lips are swollen #and you just kinda make out lazily and with a lot of tongue and then crash #unf#PLEASE #niall horan #fUCK #NICOLE ARE YOU JOKING RIGHT NOW

somedamnbody:

tobuildahornymess:

leavemealoneniall:

#this asshole’s arms? #RLY? #god i just want WRESTLING-MATCH SEX with him #like fucking dive at him and knock him onto the bed and straddle him and hold his arms down and shove your tongue in his mouth #but then he just flexes those muscles and flips you right over and shoves his fingers in your mouth #and holds your wrists with one hand and presses one thigh up between your legs #and and just drags his fingers out of your mouth slowly and runs them along your lips so your lips are all wet and shiny and then kisses you #and then once you’re both naked it’s just a fight to be on top #and to see who can lick and bite and suck more marks into the other person#and who can dig their nails in harder #or pull harder on your hair #uGH or pulling each other’s hair at the same time to see who caves first but he fights it and pulls against your grip to bite your collar… #and you just wrap your legs around his waist so he can’t move anymore til he lets go #fucking christ #just BATTLE sex #and you both come out bloody and bruised all over and aching and your lips are swollen #and you just kinda make out lazily and with a lot of tongue and then crash #unf#PLEASE #niall horan #fUCK

#NICOLE ARE YOU JOKING RIGHT NOW